The 25 Worst Rap Names of All Times →
Hip Hop Isn't Dying, It Just Sucks →
Ex' sex change should end alimony →
So lemme get this straight…..Ray J. PEES on her at the end?– Little Brother MySpace Page
F you and handle your business– Alex, I’ll take “Things You Say After You Quit Your Job” for $200.
Well - let’s just say he is rich and saucy,like Prego,or a good Alfredo
Just to let you know that fire red with black roots is not a cute hair color on ...
No, I be concubining.– Crunk and Disorderly
If this really does turn into a nasty downturn in housing, no one really knows...– Bloomberg
Morris, I need you to recalibrate the vesh-moosh kernel before it garble garble ...– Why 24 Sucks so Good
Blue Aquarian Angels and a Glass of Wine
Somebody can get hurt with this album
yeah - somebody's pelvis could get dislocated
they need to put a warning on the label
Real Conversations from "The D" - Hair Magic
Naive Guy: Wow what did you do to your hair?
Girl: I did it for my birthday celebration this week. Do you like it?
Naive Guy: Well I am not sure, because I liked it when it was extremely short. It was quite becoming. But how did you do that?!
Girl: I bought it!
The Life (or lifespan) of a Telemarketer (pt....
*This scene takes place the next morning around the water cooler*
Ole gurl never showed up for work today because she is scared?
Yup! She thinks we are going to jump her for calling people multiple bitches on the phone
*chime chime* Oh shoot I got a text message coming through
And oh by the way, I ain't gonna get fired for her, Imma tell da boss when we meet that it was her cause she told me that she called the lady a bitch four times and hung up on her
Shoooo it's my birthday week too!
*reads text message*
I'm so sorry if I got yall in trouble. I didn't mean to. Imma quit so you all can keep your job. Signed Ms. ( continent )
//end telemarketer saga
Fat Ass does not equal talent, but does have entertainment value...
The Life (or lifespan) of a Telemarketer
Hi my name is (blank) and I work with (blank) associates in Southfield, MI.
I would like to know if you are interested in attending one of our retirement planning seminars.
You aren't interested
You don't have to be a rude bitch!
35 minutes later
The phone rings and some woman is demanding to speak with the office manager.
Now here is the problem...
There are 3 telemarketers in the office calling the same company
Someone needs to admit to it or they all will get fired. LOL
+ 1987 A.D. = Acceptable + 2007 A.D. = Unacceptable Let the Soul Glo Go
do you watch the show entourage?
but i saw a commercial for it
Proof that MySpace is evil! →
Oh! On your job interview remember to cover your prison tats!
Only a fool creates a problem for themselves