March 2007
The 25 Worst Rap Names of All Times →
Hip Hop Isn't Dying, It Just Sucks →
Ex' sex change should end alimony →
“So lemme get this straight…..Ray J. PEES on her at the end?”
– Little Brother MySpace Page
“F you and handle your business”
– Alex, I’ll take “Things You Say After You Quit Your Job” for $200.
“Well - let’s just say he is rich and saucy,like Prego,or a good Alfredo”
“Just to let you know that fire red with black roots is not a cute hair color on ...”
“No, I be concubining.”
– Crunk and Disorderly
“If this really does turn into a nasty downturn in housing, no one really knows...”
– Bloomberg
“Morris, I need you to recalibrate the vesh-moosh kernel before it garble garble ...”
– Why 24 Sucks so Good
Blue Aquarian Angels and a Glass of Wine
Jodine:
D....
Somebody can get hurt with this album
D:
yeah - somebody's pelvis could get dislocated
they need to put a warning on the label
Real Conversations from "The D" - Hair Magic
Naive Guy: Wow what did you do to your hair?
Girl: I did it for my birthday celebration this week. Do you like it?
Naive Guy: Well I am not sure, because I liked it when it was extremely short. It was quite becoming. But how did you do that?!
Girl: I bought it!
The Life (or lifespan) of a Telemarketer (pt....
*This scene takes place the next morning around the water cooler*
Ole gurl never showed up for work today because she is scared?
Yup! She thinks we are going to jump her for calling people multiple bitches on the phone
*chime chime* Oh shoot I got a text message coming through
And oh by the way, I ain't gonna get fired for her, Imma tell da boss when we meet that it was her cause she told me that she called the lady a bitch four times and hung up on her
Shoooo it's my birthday week too!
LMAO
*reads text message*
I'm so sorry if I got yall in trouble. I didn't mean to. Imma quit so you all can keep your job. Signed Ms. ( continent )
//end telemarketer saga
“Fat Ass does not equal talent, but does have entertainment value...”
The Life (or lifespan) of a Telemarketer
Hi my name is (blank) and I work with (blank) associates in Southfield, MI.
I would like to know if you are interested in attending one of our retirement planning seminars.
Whut!
You aren't interested
You don't have to be a rude bitch!
*phone slams*
35 minutes later
The phone rings and some woman is demanding to speak with the office manager.
Now here is the problem...
There are 3 telemarketers in the office calling the same company
Someone needs to admit to it or they all will get fired. LOL
Uh?
+ 1987 A.D. = Acceptable + 2007 A.D. = Unacceptable Let the Soul Glo Go
Nina:
do you watch the show entourage?
D:
no
Nina:
me either
but i saw a commercial for it
Proof that MySpace is evil! →
“Oh! On your job interview remember to cover your prison tats!”
“Only a fool creates a problem for themselves”
